Mini Oreo (AAA) 28 Grams Only
$59.99
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Mini Oreo — Product Highlights
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Flavor: chocolate wafer + vanilla-cream frosting
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Indica comfort: serene headspace → plush full-body ease
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THC: typically 22–28% (verify batch COA)
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Terpenes: caryophyllene & limonene with linalool/myrcene smoothness
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Look: dense, sugar-crystal frost; cocoa-green buds with orange pistils
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Best for: evenings, movie marathons, pre-bed wind-down
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Session feel: quick shoulder melt, cozy calm, gentle slide toward sleep
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Freshness tip: store at 58–62% RH to keep those dessert terps loud
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Description
Mini Oreo (Indica) — Cookies-and-Cream Comfort, Deep Cozy Unwind
Mini Oreo is a dessert-leaning indica that wraps you in cookie-jar nostalgia: cocoa wafer, vanilla cream, and a mellow spice finish. Expect a calm, mood-bright start that melts into plush body relief—perfect for nights in, long movies, or turning down the day without knocking out your tomorrow.
Aroma & Flavor
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Nose: Chocolate wafer, vanilla frosting, light caramel, and sweet earth.
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Taste: Cookies-and-cream on the inhale; cocoa nibs, brown sugar, and soft pepper on the exhale.
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Finish: Creamy, lingering sweetness with a hint of bakery spice.
Effects (User-Reported)
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Mood: Content, cozy, and unbothered; gentle euphoria.
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Mind: Quiet focus that drifts into dreamy calm; chatter slows pleasantly.
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Body: Full-body looseness—shoulders drop, jaw unclenches; weight gathers in the limbs.
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Come-down: Smooth, sleepy edges for many users; minimal next-day grogginess when dosed reasonably.
Best For: Evenings, post-work decompression, movie marathons, stretching, and pre-bed wind-downs.
Genetics & Type
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Classification: Indica (often indica-dominant dessert cross; exact lineage varies by cultivator—check your label/COA).
Indica/Sativa Ratio & THC Content*
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Ratio: Indica-dominant
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THC: Typically 22–28%; craft batches may vary.
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CBD: Trace to low.
*Potency varies by grower and lot—always refer to your product’s COA.
Terpene Profile (Typical)
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Caryophyllene: Warm cookie-spice, soothing body ease.
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Limonene: Uplifts mood; adds a citrus snap under the cream.
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Linalool/Myrcene (trace–moderate): Floral, herbal softness that encourages relaxation.
Appearance
Chunky, hand-trimmed nugs with deep olive and cocoa-tinted greens, occasional purple cookie flecks, and a heavy sugar-crystal trichome coat. Bronze-orange pistils thread throughout for rich “bakery” bag appeal.
How It Unfolds (Session Notes)
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1–2 pulls: Sweet cookie nose opens; shoulders loosen, mood softens.
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3–5 pulls: Warm, serene center; conversation slows, playlists get “warmer.”
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Later: Heavier body calm; lights-low comfort, easy route to sleep for many.
Use Cases & Pairings
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Chill mode: Pajamas + long episodes, bath + lo-fi playlists.
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Comfort: Quiet reading, stretching, light journaling.
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Nightcap: Pre-bed routine when you want a gentle landing.
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Pair with: Vanilla gelato, dark chocolate, chamomile or spiced chai, sparkling vanilla seltzer.
Product Highlights
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Dessert-tier flavor: chocolate wafer + vanilla cream
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Indica comfort: serene headspace → full-body ease
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THC 22–28% typical: check COA for exact potency & terps
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Terps that matter: caryophyllene & limonene with linalool/myrcene roundness
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Frosty bag appeal: dense, sugar-crystal trichomes; cocoa-green hues with orange pistils
Storage & Freshness
Keep sealed in a cool, dark space (15–20 °C). Use a humidity pack (58–62% RH) to protect trichomes and preserve those cookies-and-cream terps. Avoid heat/light and frequent jar opening.
FAQs
Will Mini Oreo couch-lock me?
Likely cozy and relaxed; heavier sessions can lean sedating—pace yourself.
Daytime friendly?
Best at night; experienced users may enjoy a microdose for evening unwinds.
What’s it smell like when ground?
Cocoa-vanilla burst with sweet bakery spice and a soft earthy base.
Flower or vape?
Both shine—joints emphasize cookie sweetness; vapes spotlight vanilla-citrus clarity.
Effects are user-reported and vary by individual, batch, and consumption method. Start low and go slow if you’re new to this strain.
Additional information
amount | 3.5 Grams, 7 Grams, 14 Grams, 28 Grams, 112 Grams (QP), 224 Grams (HP), 448 Grams (1 LB) |
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